toadsrbutch:

fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE

sevendurst:

do you wanna come over and carve your initials into me

the-pen-pot:

No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don’t.

sophie-the-duchess:

anonymous reviewer: i don’t like the way you’ve written this character in this fic

me:

nikkoliferous:

yall-need-pizza:

this-account-is-a-mistake:

kraetys:

bprinny:

funkylittlegoblin:

kisstheshow:

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

This post gets worse every reblog

yet im not Abel to scroll past

This post hit me like a rock to the head

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

peacelovesexandbliss:

oneman-wolfpackk:

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

Originally posted by nulliosios

submalevolentgrace:

submalevolentgrace:

this guy gets it

maggierheesbae:

rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp

3000s:

hard stance

warningsine:

the collection